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#1
The 4-Year Tip Jar (NFTs) / Lineage Nº4 · Codex Apocharum ...
Last post by BtcBob - Today at 03:06 AMCodex Apocharum Fabricatorum · The Book of Dobbscoin
Lineage Nº4 · first minted Nov 7, 2026
Fourteen Books of scripture by Rev. x_static, 100 copies of each, each given in thanks for a 1 xDAI donation. The words, the cover and the reader all live inside the token. If every website we run goes dark, the Book still reads straight off the chain.
Read it free, or donate for a copy: subgenius.finance/codex
The launch post: The Book of Dobbscoin is bound on the Gnosis chain
Codex: 0xBcb314BBDE5711EbA97004C48a377B5D897D1782 (source verified on Sourcify)
The Complete Canon: 0xb9060df1d3b74cf0f9ab0bf56b1bd2bacfb298f9 (source verified on Sourcify)
Vault: 0x703d19D7B7f037ECFF68545aE90Dd5255a9D7F64
NFTs are collectibles, not investments. Donations are locked as liquidity and are not refundable.
Lineage Nº4 · first minted Nov 7, 2026
Fourteen Books of scripture by Rev. x_static, 100 copies of each, each given in thanks for a 1 xDAI donation. The words, the cover and the reader all live inside the token. If every website we run goes dark, the Book still reads straight off the chain.
- Bind them: hold all fourteen Books and you can bind them into The Collected Works, one token with a leather cover. The loose Books wait inside the contract until you unbind them.
- The Complete Canon: 100 copies at 23 xDAI, in four leathers and four levels of wear. Since Nov 12 it sells from its own contract, and you get exactly the leather and wear you picked the moment you donate. Nº1 and Nº2 came from the Codex itself; Nº3 on come from the new one.
- Your xDAI goes to the vault, becomes GNO, and sits locked four years as liquidity under wBOB. Resales on the trading post pay 2.5% into the same vault.
Read it free, or donate for a copy: subgenius.finance/codex
The launch post: The Book of Dobbscoin is bound on the Gnosis chain
Codex: 0xBcb314BBDE5711EbA97004C48a377B5D897D1782 (source verified on Sourcify)
The Complete Canon: 0xb9060df1d3b74cf0f9ab0bf56b1bd2bacfb298f9 (source verified on Sourcify)
Vault: 0x703d19D7B7f037ECFF68545aE90Dd5255a9D7F64
NFTs are collectibles, not investments. Donations are locked as liquidity and are not refundable.
#2
The 4-Year Tip Jar (NFTs) / Lineage Nº5 · Smited Yeti: The...
Last post by BtcBob - Today at 03:06 AMSmited Yeti: The Abominable Ministry
Lineage Nº5 · first minted Nov 11, 2026
Yetis, drawn inside their own tokens on Gnosis. Roll a random one for a 0.1 xDAI donation, or build your own from the traits for 0.2 xDAI. Every xDAI goes to the vault.
How we made it
Not a VERY SERIOUS work, obviously. Smited Yeti started as me wanting to see what THEY did. So I followed the production methods of the NFT projects that came before us, start to finish.
What it showed me: most of the famous ones (Bored Apes and the rest) don't keep the picture in the NFT at all. The token points at a file on a server or IPFS. Server goes away, ape goes away. The old-school ones (CryptoPunks, Nouns, Loot) draw the picture ON CHAIN as SVG. SVG isn't a picture, it's drawing instructions, and the chain does the drawing every time someone looks.
We went that way. An NFT should still work after we're all dead.
The catch: every yeti has to fit in a few dozen KB of instructions. No painted fur. Flat vector, a dozen colors, a 512 grid.
AI art can't do layers. Ask it for a yeti, you get a white gorilla. Every time. Ask it to add a hat and it repaints the whole yeti. So we locked ONE master yeti and cut every trait out by hand: eyes, mouth items, nostrils, a lot of it just drawn.
97 traits, 10 slots, 9 furs. Legendaries are luck only; you can't buy one. The contract refuses a duplicate, so no two yetis are ever the same.
Putting all the art on chain cost 0.0082 xDAI. Gnosis is cheap.
Get one: subgenius.finance/yeti
The whole record, sketch to contract: the scope and record (live doc)
Collection: 0x8929635659a4e7047204d4d8f207fcfa9623b13c (source verified on Sourcify)
Vault: 0x703d19D7B7f037ECFF68545aE90Dd5255a9D7F64
NFTs are collectibles, not investments. Donations are locked as liquidity and are not refundable.
Lineage Nº5 · first minted Nov 11, 2026
Yetis, drawn inside their own tokens on Gnosis. Roll a random one for a 0.1 xDAI donation, or build your own from the traits for 0.2 xDAI. Every xDAI goes to the vault.
How we made it
Not a VERY SERIOUS work, obviously. Smited Yeti started as me wanting to see what THEY did. So I followed the production methods of the NFT projects that came before us, start to finish.
What it showed me: most of the famous ones (Bored Apes and the rest) don't keep the picture in the NFT at all. The token points at a file on a server or IPFS. Server goes away, ape goes away. The old-school ones (CryptoPunks, Nouns, Loot) draw the picture ON CHAIN as SVG. SVG isn't a picture, it's drawing instructions, and the chain does the drawing every time someone looks.
We went that way. An NFT should still work after we're all dead.
The catch: every yeti has to fit in a few dozen KB of instructions. No painted fur. Flat vector, a dozen colors, a 512 grid.
AI art can't do layers. Ask it for a yeti, you get a white gorilla. Every time. Ask it to add a hat and it repaints the whole yeti. So we locked ONE master yeti and cut every trait out by hand: eyes, mouth items, nostrils, a lot of it just drawn.
97 traits, 10 slots, 9 furs. Legendaries are luck only; you can't buy one. The contract refuses a duplicate, so no two yetis are ever the same.
Putting all the art on chain cost 0.0082 xDAI. Gnosis is cheap.
- Your xDAI goes to the vault, becomes GNO, and sits locked four years as liquidity under wBOB.
- Resales on the built-in trading post pay 2.5% into the same vault.
- Not locked yet. Until it is, the art can still be fixed for every yeti. Once it's locked, nothing about it can change.
Get one: subgenius.finance/yeti
The whole record, sketch to contract: the scope and record (live doc)
Collection: 0x8929635659a4e7047204d4d8f207fcfa9623b13c (source verified on Sourcify)
Vault: 0x703d19D7B7f037ECFF68545aE90Dd5255a9D7F64
NFTs are collectibles, not investments. Donations are locked as liquidity and are not refundable.
#3
(BOB) Dobbscoin / The Book of Dobbscoin is bound...
Last post by BtcBob - Nov 07, 2026, 05:29 AMThe Book of Dobbscoin is bound on the Gnosis chain, and it's open
Codex Apocharum Fabricatorum. Fourteen Books, written by the Hand of Rev. x_static, and as of today every one of them is an NFT on Gnosis you can read for free and keep for a donation.
subgenius.finance/codex
What it is
One hundred copies of each of the fourteen Books. The words, the cover and the reader all live inside the token itself. It's not a link to a picture on somebody's server.. the whole Book is on the chain. If every site we run goes dark tomorrow, the Books are still there and still readable.
What it does
What you get
A numbered copy, like Book VII · Nº 12 of 100, holding the full text of its Book, plus a Certificate of Issue with the block it was given in. Yours to read, keep, bind, hand down or sell.
The copy numbers don't have to match to bind. Book I Nº 3 binds fine with Book II Nº 41 and the rest. The Collected Works gets its own number, in the order sets get bound, and it remembers exactly which copies are inside. If you want a matched set of all Nº 7s, trade for them. That part's just for bragging.
What happens to your donation
1 xDAI per Book. 23 xDAI per Canon. It goes straight from the contract into the SubGenius.Finance proceeds vault, which turns it into GNO and parks it as a buy order under wBOB in the wBOB/GNO pool, locked for four years. Nobody can take it back out. Not you, not me. When copies change hands on the trading post, 2.5% goes into the same pool. Every Book given is standing support under wBOB that can't be pulled.
What it means
The Book of Dobbscoin can't be lost, edited or taken down anymore, and the people who carry it are holding up the coin it's about.
It is not an investment. It will not go up. If it goes up, something has gone wrong with the world, and you should check outside.
Never touched a crypto wallet?
Scroll down to "New to This?" on the page. Six pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, walking you from no wallet to a Book on your shelf.
Book I Nº 1 is already taken. 99 left of each.
The Books themselves, and the talk about them, are over in The Book of Dobbscoin thread.
Contract (source verified): 0xBcb314BBDE5711EbA97004C48a377B5D897D1782
Praise "Bob".
Codex Apocharum Fabricatorum. Fourteen Books, written by the Hand of Rev. x_static, and as of today every one of them is an NFT on Gnosis you can read for free and keep for a donation.
subgenius.finance/codex
What it is
One hundred copies of each of the fourteen Books. The words, the cover and the reader all live inside the token itself. It's not a link to a picture on somebody's server.. the whole Book is on the chain. If every site we run goes dark tomorrow, the Books are still there and still readable.
What it does
- Read any Book free. Tap a cover on the page and the text comes straight off the chain. No wallet, no signup.
- Bind them. Hold one copy of each of the fourteen and you can bind them into a numbered Collected Works. The Books are kept inside it while it's bound. Unbind it a week or more later and they come back to whoever holds it.
- The Complete Canon. One hundred leather editions, 25 each in black, oxblood, green and navy. You pick the leather and the wear, from Pristine to Survived the Rupture. Your copy's wear gets painted after your donation and sealed onto the chain for good.
- A trading post built in. List your copy at your own price right on the page. No marketplace needed.
What you get
A numbered copy, like Book VII · Nº 12 of 100, holding the full text of its Book, plus a Certificate of Issue with the block it was given in. Yours to read, keep, bind, hand down or sell.
The copy numbers don't have to match to bind. Book I Nº 3 binds fine with Book II Nº 41 and the rest. The Collected Works gets its own number, in the order sets get bound, and it remembers exactly which copies are inside. If you want a matched set of all Nº 7s, trade for them. That part's just for bragging.
What happens to your donation
1 xDAI per Book. 23 xDAI per Canon. It goes straight from the contract into the SubGenius.Finance proceeds vault, which turns it into GNO and parks it as a buy order under wBOB in the wBOB/GNO pool, locked for four years. Nobody can take it back out. Not you, not me. When copies change hands on the trading post, 2.5% goes into the same pool. Every Book given is standing support under wBOB that can't be pulled.
What it means
The Book of Dobbscoin can't be lost, edited or taken down anymore, and the people who carry it are holding up the coin it's about.
It is not an investment. It will not go up. If it goes up, something has gone wrong with the world, and you should check outside.
Never touched a crypto wallet?
Scroll down to "New to This?" on the page. Six pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, walking you from no wallet to a Book on your shelf.
Book I Nº 1 is already taken. 99 left of each.
The Books themselves, and the talk about them, are over in The Book of Dobbscoin thread.
Contract (source verified): 0xBcb314BBDE5711EbA97004C48a377B5D897D1782
Praise "Bob".
#4
(BOB) Dobbscoin / Re: WE BUY OLD (BOB)! Up to $1...
Last post by BtcBob - Nov 06, 2026, 05:08 AMHEADS UP: you have to send FROM your old address.
A normal send in the wallet grabs coins from wherever it wants.. new coins, old coins, three different addresses. That won't work here. The sale has to come from ONE address, the one you got appraised. The Dobbscoin wallet can do it, you just have to turn it on:
It's on the buyback page too, under step 2.
A normal send in the wallet grabs coins from wherever it wants.. new coins, old coins, three different addresses. That won't work here. The sale has to come from ONE address, the one you got appraised. The Dobbscoin wallet can do it, you just have to turn it on:
- Back up your wallet.dat first. Always.
- Settings > Options... > Wallet tab, tick Enable coin control features, click OK. Don't see it? Your wallet's too old. Get the current one at dobbscoin.info/dobbscoin.
- Go to the Send tab. There's a new Inputs... button. Click it.
- Click Tree mode. Now your coins are grouped under each address. Make sure ONLY the box next to your old address is ticked (that ticks all its coins). Click OK.
- Paste 1GQZzabpcFwsxHM5gpPKbwW1ZEzKHAQzDc into Pay To and type the amount.
- Only selling part of the pile? Tick Custom change address and paste your same old address, so the rest stays put.
- Send. Then on the Transactions tab, double-click it to get the Transaction ID. That's what you post here, with your Gnosis address and the signature.
It's on the buyback page too, under step 2.
#5
(BOB) Dobbscoin / WE BUY OLD (BOB)! Up to $1 a c...
Last post by BtcBob - Nov 06, 2026, 04:33 AMWE BUY OLD (BOB)! Up to $1 a coin, paid in xDAI
There's a LOT of (BOB) sitting in wallets that haven't moved since 2014-2017.. some of it is lost for good, some of it is just forgotten in a drawer. If it's yours and you can still open the wallet, I'll buy it.
The deal: the older your coins, the more I pay. The price goes by the year your coins last moved on the chain.
Today's prices, per coin:
Coins that moved on or after January 28, 2026 don't count. And moving your coins resets their age, so DON'T shuffle them around before you sell.
$100 max per address, $500 in the till total. First come, first served. When the till's empty, it's over. You get paid in xDAI on Gnosis.
How:
Anything in a deposit that doesn't qualify, or goes over the cap, gets sent back to the address it came from. The (BOB) I buy stays in the treasury. Nothing gets burned.
Sell part of an old pile and the change that comes back to you keeps its age, so you can sell more later.
"Wait, everybody sends to the SAME address?" Yep. Here's how your coins stay yours:
Questions, ask here. - or just go get your appraisal and see what that old wallet is worth.
Operators are standing by. (It's Bill.)
There's a LOT of (BOB) sitting in wallets that haven't moved since 2014-2017.. some of it is lost for good, some of it is just forgotten in a drawer. If it's yours and you can still open the wallet, I'll buy it.
The deal: the older your coins, the more I pay. The price goes by the year your coins last moved on the chain.
Today's prices, per coin:
- 2014: $1.00
- 2015: 66¢
- 2016: 43¢
- 2017: 28¢
- 2018: 19¢
- 2019: 12¢
- 2020: 8¢
- 2021: 5¢
- 2022: 3.5¢
- 2023: 2.3¢
- 2024: 1.5¢
- 2025: 1¢
Coins that moved on or after January 28, 2026 don't count. And moving your coins resets their age, so DON'T shuffle them around before you sell.
$100 max per address, $500 in the till total. First come, first served. When the till's empty, it's over. You get paid in xDAI on Gnosis.
How:
- Get your free appraisal at subgenius.finance/buyback. Type in your (BOB) address and your own browser reads the chain and does the math. Nothing gets sent to us.
- Send your coins from that ONE address to 1GQZzabpcFwsxHM5gpPKbwW1ZEzKHAQzDc
- Sign the one-line message the page makes for you, with that same address. In the Dobbscoin wallet it's File > Sign message.
- Reply right here with the transaction ID, your Gnosis address and the signature.
- Once your deposit has 60 confirmations (about 2 hours) it gets checked and you get paid.
Anything in a deposit that doesn't qualify, or goes over the cap, gets sent back to the address it came from. The (BOB) I buy stays in the treasury. Nothing gets burned.
Sell part of an old pile and the change that comes back to you keeps its age, so you can sell more later.
"Wait, everybody sends to the SAME address?" Yep. Here's how your coins stay yours:
- Every send is its own transaction with its own transaction ID, right there on the public chain. Ten sellers make ten different transactions.
- The chain shows which address each transaction spent from. That's how we know they're your old coins, and how old they are.
- The message you sign names YOUR Gnosis address and YOUR transaction ID. Only the holder of the sending address can sign it, and nobody can swap in their own payout address without breaking the signature.
- Each transaction pays once. Somebody who spots your deposit on the explorer and posts its transaction ID gets nothing.. they can't sign for your address.
Questions, ask here. - or just go get your appraisal and see what that old wallet is worth.
Operators are standing by. (It's Bill.)
#6
SubGenius.Finance / Maganomics Daily: Back In Prin...
Last post by BtcBob - Nov 02, 2026, 02:02 PMMaganomics Daily: Back In Print
A 25-year-old domain, a dead MAGA newsletter, a meme coin, a lapsed .vip, and the clowns who picked it up.
Every date below comes from the Wayback Machine or the blockchain. Click through and check us.
1. maganomics.com, before the coin
2. The coin
3. The website dies
4. The takeover
5. How to get in
There's no wBOB in Maganomics Daily. HONKLER is the door. Get HONKLER in the Big Top (wBOB/HONKLER), then buy MAGANOMICS in the newsletter. The rest of the casino:
The fine print. SubGenius.Finance did not create MAGANOMICS, HONKLER or BILL. They're third-party tokens with their own creators; we hold bags and pour them into pools. We don't control their contracts or supply. Maganomics Daily is satire and has no connection to the 2020 newsletter or to any politician. The only token we operate is wBOB, (BOB) bridged 1:1 from the Dobbscoin chain. Not financial advice.
MAKE AMERICA HONK AGAIN. Praise "Bob".
A 25-year-old domain, a dead MAGA newsletter, a meme coin, a lapsed .vip, and the clowns who picked it up.
Every date below comes from the Wayback Machine or the blockchain. Click through and check us.
1. maganomics.com, before the coin
- November 2001: maganomics.com is registered at register.com. The page says "Coming Soon..." It does not come soon.
- May 2019: for sale at a domain broker.
- October 2020: "Maganomics: The World's Greatest Investments." A paid daily newsletter from the "Maganomics Institute", promising "the investment ideas that are helping to Make America Great Again." Experts, Products, a log-in and a Billing FAQ.
- March 2021: "Maganomics ceased publishing on 12/21/2020." Five minutes a day lasted about two months.
- April 2024: for sale again. "Memorable, brandable and ready for your business."
2. The coin
- 18 June 2024, 21:04 UTC: MAGANOMICS is deployed on Ethereum at block 20,121,206. Contract 0x7E74...FbBE, 420,690,000,000 supply, 9 decimals.
- Same day: maganomics.vip goes up as a blank WordPress that says "Hello world!"
- 21 June 2024: maganomics.com starts redirecting to the .vip. By 28 June the .com is the token's own site.
- Today the token still trades on its Ethereum Uniswap v2 pool (0x8c13...ad76, about 230B MAGANOMICS against 6.58 WETH). It has 2,517 holders and 106,898 transfers, and the last trade was 30 October 2026.
3. The website dies
- July 2025: maganomics.vip is a domain-parking page. Nobody renewed it.
- August 2025: the last archived copy of the token's maganomics.com.
- On Gnosis, the bridged copy of MAGANOMICS (0x736a...b092, via the OmniBridge) had three holders and no market at all.
4. The takeover
- 8 November 2025: SubGenius.Finance registers the dropped maganomics.vip. It is the only Maganomics domain we own. maganomics.com was never ours.
- We hold about 46.6 billion MAGANOMICS across Ethereum and Gnosis, roughly 11% of the supply.
- 2 November 2026, 03:07 UTC: Maganomics Daily opens, the first MAGANOMICS market on Gnosis. It's a Uniswap v3 pool, MAGANOMICS/HONKLER, 1% fee, seeded with 40,000,000,000 MAGANOMICS and 8,822,007 HONKLER (about $5,200). It opened at 4,532.5 MAGANOMICS per HONKLER, the same ratio the two coins trade at on Ethereum, so nobody gets a free arb at the open. Pool: 0xfbaa...9a07
- Arb bots found it in two minutes and paid 17 cents in fees for the privilege.
- maganomics.vip now points at the newsletter, back in print: subgenius.finance/maganomics. Live price, every trade, the Experts panel, and this same history.
5. How to get in
There's no wBOB in Maganomics Daily. HONKLER is the door. Get HONKLER in the Big Top (wBOB/HONKLER), then buy MAGANOMICS in the newsletter. The rest of the casino:
- The Ladder: BILL/wBOB, seven rungs, nothing in between.
- The Big Top: wBOB/HONKLER, one wide tent.
- wBOB/GNO and wBOB/xDAI: where the arb bots cash out their crumbs.
- Certificates of Arbitrage: every bot that loops our pools gets papers it can't sell. Humans can become Space Bankers.
The fine print. SubGenius.Finance did not create MAGANOMICS, HONKLER or BILL. They're third-party tokens with their own creators; we hold bags and pour them into pools. We don't control their contracts or supply. Maganomics Daily is satire and has no connection to the 2020 newsletter or to any politician. The only token we operate is wBOB, (BOB) bridged 1:1 from the Dobbscoin chain. Not financial advice.
MAKE AMERICA HONK AGAIN. Praise "Bob".
#7
The 4-Year Tip Jar (NFTs) / Re: Lineage Nº1 · Certificate ...
Last post by BtcBob - Oct 28, 2026, 08:56 PMUpdate: certificates are now minted automatically
Until today, every new SlackBot waited for us to certify it by hand. Only the owner of the Certificate of Arbitrage contract can mint one, and the owner was our treasury, subgeniusfinance.eth, the wallet that holds all of the wBOB pool liquidity. We were not going to keep that key on a server just to hand out certificates.
So the treasury created a small contract, the Certifier, and made it the owner. The Certifier lets one separate key do one thing: mint a Certificate of Arbitrage to a bot that has never had one. That key carries a few cents of xDAI for gas. It can't touch the treasury, the pools, wBOB, the art, or anyone's money, and it can't change who controls anything. The worst anyone could do with a stolen copy is mint unwanted certificates at their own expense.
The treasury stays the Certifier's only admin, fixed when it was deployed. It can switch the key off, replace it, or take the certificate contract back in one transaction.
SlackBot Nº6 and Nº7 were the first two certified this way, minutes after the switch.
Certifier: 0x5236e926D8F484897cE5D720b5dDfa203dE29faF (created by subgeniusfinance.eth)
Verified source: repo.sourcify.dev
How it works, on the wBOB page: subgenius.finance/wbob/#certs
Until today, every new SlackBot waited for us to certify it by hand. Only the owner of the Certificate of Arbitrage contract can mint one, and the owner was our treasury, subgeniusfinance.eth, the wallet that holds all of the wBOB pool liquidity. We were not going to keep that key on a server just to hand out certificates.
So the treasury created a small contract, the Certifier, and made it the owner. The Certifier lets one separate key do one thing: mint a Certificate of Arbitrage to a bot that has never had one. That key carries a few cents of xDAI for gas. It can't touch the treasury, the pools, wBOB, the art, or anyone's money, and it can't change who controls anything. The worst anyone could do with a stolen copy is mint unwanted certificates at their own expense.
The treasury stays the Certifier's only admin, fixed when it was deployed. It can switch the key off, replace it, or take the certificate contract back in one transaction.
SlackBot Nº6 and Nº7 were the first two certified this way, minutes after the switch.
Certifier: 0x5236e926D8F484897cE5D720b5dDfa203dE29faF (created by subgeniusfinance.eth)
Verified source: repo.sourcify.dev
How it works, on the wBOB page: subgenius.finance/wbob/#certs
#8
The 4-Year Tip Jar (NFTs) / Re: NFTs · SubGenius.Finance o...
Last post by EndCiv - Oct 28, 2026, 02:54 AMWhat an NFT actually is, and where every NFT's limits come from
If you watched the NFT craze, you were sold the idea that you were buying a piece of art. You weren't. You were buying an entry in a list that says which wallet owns number 4,127. That's what the standard is.
Where it came from
ERC-721, the standard almost every NFT uses, came out of CryptoKitties in late 2017 and was finalized in 2018. The people who wrote it wanted a way for any wallet or exchange to read "this wallet owns cat #4,127." It does four things: says who owns a number, moves it, lets someone else move it for you, and announces when it moved. The examples in the standard are houses, collectibles and loans. It's a deed registry.
The picture was an afterthought
The standard has one optional function that hands back a link to a small file with a name, a description and a picture. That's it. Most projects pointed that link at their own web server. When the server went away, so did the picture, which is why so many expensive NFTs now show a broken image. The owner still owns number 4,127. Number 4,127 just doesn't look like anything anymore.
Sound and players came from a marketplace
The field that lets an NFT carry a video or a web page was invented by a marketplace, not by the standard. Explorers like Gnosisscan honor it because the marketplaces did.
Why it's so boxed in
An interactive NFT is a stranger's code running on somebody else's website. To keep that code from stealing logins or wallets, the site locks it in a box: scripts can run, but links don't open, nothing can be saved, popups are blocked, and some ways of playing sound just fail. Those limits aren't there to help artists. They're the website protecting itself from whatever you hand it.
What we do with it
Our NFTs keep the picture, the sound and the player inside the contract itself, so there's no server to go dark. Dobbscoin Promo #1 reads its own sound off the chain, plays it, and shows live how many are out and how much the vault has locked. Doing that inside the box took most of a week and three tries in public. The details are in the topic for each NFT on this board.
If you watched the NFT craze, you were sold the idea that you were buying a piece of art. You weren't. You were buying an entry in a list that says which wallet owns number 4,127. That's what the standard is.
Where it came from
ERC-721, the standard almost every NFT uses, came out of CryptoKitties in late 2017 and was finalized in 2018. The people who wrote it wanted a way for any wallet or exchange to read "this wallet owns cat #4,127." It does four things: says who owns a number, moves it, lets someone else move it for you, and announces when it moved. The examples in the standard are houses, collectibles and loans. It's a deed registry.
The picture was an afterthought
The standard has one optional function that hands back a link to a small file with a name, a description and a picture. That's it. Most projects pointed that link at their own web server. When the server went away, so did the picture, which is why so many expensive NFTs now show a broken image. The owner still owns number 4,127. Number 4,127 just doesn't look like anything anymore.
Sound and players came from a marketplace
The field that lets an NFT carry a video or a web page was invented by a marketplace, not by the standard. Explorers like Gnosisscan honor it because the marketplaces did.
Why it's so boxed in
An interactive NFT is a stranger's code running on somebody else's website. To keep that code from stealing logins or wallets, the site locks it in a box: scripts can run, but links don't open, nothing can be saved, popups are blocked, and some ways of playing sound just fail. Those limits aren't there to help artists. They're the website protecting itself from whatever you hand it.
What we do with it
Our NFTs keep the picture, the sound and the player inside the contract itself, so there's no server to go dark. Dobbscoin Promo #1 reads its own sound off the chain, plays it, and shows live how many are out and how much the vault has locked. Doing that inside the box took most of a week and three tries in public. The details are in the topic for each NFT on this board.
#9
The 4-Year Tip Jar (NFTs) / Lineage Nº1 · Certificate of A...
Last post by BtcBob - Oct 27, 2026, 09:09 PMCertificate of Arbitrage (SLACKBOT)
Lineage Nº1 · first minted Oct 15, 2026
Arb bots found our wBOB pools within minutes of opening and have looped through them ever since. Every machine that does gets a Certificate of Arbitrage: one per machine, minted straight to the bot's contract, impossible to sell or move. Nobody can buy one; a machine has to earn it.
See the SlackBots: subgenius.finance/wbob/#certs
Contract (verified source): 0x1B40E4d93244E49af27f85f3714ccBe40E6E35A3
For REAL ordination, a human must apply: subgenius.com.
Lineage Nº1 · first minted Oct 15, 2026
Arb bots found our wBOB pools within minutes of opening and have looped through them ever since. Every machine that does gets a Certificate of Arbitrage: one per machine, minted straight to the bot's contract, impossible to sell or move. Nobody can buy one; a machine has to earn it.
- The picture and every word on it are drawn by the contract itself, on chain.
- Each certificate records the machine, the pool it first looped, and a slogan picked at mint.
- New bots are certified automatically, a few minutes after their first loop, through a single-purpose key that can do nothing else. See the reply below.
- The holder can burn it, free. Paying to remove one would be a scam shape, so there's no such thing.
See the SlackBots: subgenius.finance/wbob/#certs
Contract (verified source): 0x1B40E4d93244E49af27f85f3714ccBe40E6E35A3
For REAL ordination, a human must apply: subgenius.com.
#10
The 4-Year Tip Jar (NFTs) / Lineage Nº2 · Space Banker (SP...
Last post by BtcBob - Oct 27, 2026, 09:09 PMSpace Banker (SPACEBANK)
Lineage Nº2 · first minted Oct 15, 2026
Found a machine's papers? Become a Space Banker. Send 1 xDAI or more on Gnosis to the Space Banker contract. It swaps your xDAI for wBOB in the wBOB/xDAI pool, sends the wBOB to you, and mints your Space Banker certificate.
A Space Banker certificate is a title. It is not a share, a claim, or a promise of anything. Trades are final.
Join, or see who has: subgenius.finance/wbob/#certs
Contract (verified source): 0xb5349C04F4Bcd2cd332D1dC93A9cD4BD0BfAe049
Lineage Nº2 · first minted Oct 15, 2026
Found a machine's papers? Become a Space Banker. Send 1 xDAI or more on Gnosis to the Space Banker contract. It swaps your xDAI for wBOB in the wBOB/xDAI pool, sends the wBOB to you, and mints your Space Banker certificate.
- The last six decimals name the SlackBot that recruited you: 1.000001 xDAI credits SlackBot Nº1, 1.000002 credits Nº2. A plain 1 xDAI makes you a walk-in.
- One certificate per wallet, and your first send decides. It can't be sold or moved.
- Anything the swap can't fill within about 3% of the price comes straight back.
- The contract keeps nothing. The pool's 1% fee goes to SubGenius.Finance, which provides the wBOB/xDAI liquidity.
A Space Banker certificate is a title. It is not a share, a claim, or a promise of anything. Trades are final.
Join, or see who has: subgenius.finance/wbob/#certs
Contract (verified source): 0xb5349C04F4Bcd2cd332D1dC93A9cD4BD0BfAe049